Funny jokes :D

This joke is kinda funny...well only for those who know how to speak or read malay XD...it start off like this. Last time, there were a group of americans in USA. There were the in the ARMY section and one morning, they went to the open field for a practice. They were practicing how to advoid bombs which are being drop down from the planes. This is how they practice, when the bomb fall down from the air, one of them have to shout " TAKE COVER" this is the signal for them to duck down or dash down to the field while they were running. So one day, this group of americans came to brunei to practice with bruneian soldier. They did the same thing like in USA, that is dash down to the field while they were running. So...the group of american army and the bruneian army went to a big field full with cows and practice there. While they were running, one of the bruneian army say a cow dung and he shouted "TAI KABAU"(This is how we pronouce tahi kerbau in brunei slang XD If you read it for 10 or 30 times, you'll realize that it sounds like take cover lol)So all the americans dash down to the field and cover their ears LOL Hahhahaha

Let me tell you guys a joke that had taught me a lesson in my life, I would like to share this valuable lesson with all of you here. When I was in standard 4, I had a girlfriend. Her name was Fanny, our relationship was really close, until one day when I was trying to kill a mosquito. The mosquito was flying near Fanny, I killed the mosquito but Fanny thought I was going to slap her, so she cut my palm. I was so angry that I took a hammer and smashed her into pieces. But who cares? Fanny is only a fan.

HAHAHAHAHA

Why got 2 kingnoobsters one? wow... my eyes, it BURNS!!!

Hahaha nice one

One day there was a malay,he doesnt noe how to speak english n jz sunat(circumsize) n he went to London. At London, his groin(cock) was in pain so he rush into the hospital. At the hospital, there was a english nurse who does not understnad malay. The malay dude rushed to the nurse n say,"SAK IT SAK IT n pointed at his groin<this is how the nurse hear(SAKIT SAKIT)"



Therefore the nurse tot he ask her to suck it n so she did. LOL


"Raiku! I'm Always Be Your No.1 Fan!"

Your Sincerely,
Ariff.....

AHAHAHHAHA SO FUNNY but thats not real =.=

Test Dulu jika boleh tunjuk gambar....

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hmm nice pic u got there and which 1 is u and also nice theme

Snow wrote:hmm nice pic u got there and which 1 is u and also nice theme

hehehe Thanks For Asking. Im THe One who behind on white T-Shirt Women And The front one with red t-shirt is my lil bro (Handsome) My Mother With The White T-Shirt (Short Mother)

Lol i thought you're the one with red shirt X_X Hahahhaha you're tall Nice! I'm short T_T

Raiku, ur joke is so pervert. say the nurse slap him lo... why must suck? heehee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

woohoo im tall and raiku's joke tak tepat XD

Tk you short?

Um 168 i think

im 14 and 170++

HOHO so tall X_X

Dominator Must Be Make BlowJob Every Night By Dreaming Zombie girl sit on his penis lol to be taller or he drink someone's milk "maybe viol"

damn it you viol dun make me say that u are "faggot"

Oh?
I'm already a faggot.

Besides, being hermaphrodite is more worse than shemale.

Don't you think so? /gg

nah i think both faggot and shemale are sucks

Hermaphrodite and faggot are not same.
Read again what have I posted.

well i didn't say they same i say they sucks lol

read again please viol hehehe u also same lol

Spam wrote:Besides, being hermaphrodite is more worse than shemale.Don't you think so? /gg

nah i think both faggot and shemale are sucks What a Face

Hermaphrodite and faggot are not same.
Read again what have I posted.

well i didn't say they same i say they sucks lol

read again please viol hehehe u also same lol

Did I even put "Besides, being faggot is more worse than shemale, dont you think so?".

I'll point to that "Don't you think so?" for awhile. If it's "Don't you think so?" word, its
referring to the thing that is compared.. -.-;

Ok ok stop fighting O_O" this is a joke section, not fighthing section....Want me to open up a section call "Argue section"?